Thursday, July 10, 2008

Iran is saber rattling, or so it seems

Opps... It looks like Iran can't photoshop... It looks as though Iran is acting big bad and tough again. It seems as though Israel and Iran are about to become unhappy with one another. Both sides have been flexing their muscles in preparation of a possible war, just like Israel did to Iraq when they found out about their nuclear plant being built a little too close to Israel. One thing I noticed though about Iran... If they can't even Photoshop a picture correctly, what makes you think they'll win a war? I bet any money the secret police in Iran gave the guy that made this picture the boot*, and I'm even willing to bet there wasn't any severance pay.

Either way Iran has another thing coming if they decide to attack Israel, or if Israel has reason to believe Iran is hiding something... oh I don't know, say like nukes. It's funny the left always believes insane dictators like Amhedinejad... but question our own President and own CIA about what Iran has.

This is how I think it'll go down...
1. Israel bombs the hell out of Iran before Bush leaves office. Israel knows if they do this afterwards there is a chance that the U.S. won't back an attack on Iran *Cough*cough* Obama...
2. Iran retaliates by blocking the Strait of Hormuz (40% of the worlds oil supply) and the U.S. Fleet blocks that attempt.
3. Iran makes the fatal move of attacking the U.S. fleet and by sending missiles off to Israel and to U.S. forces in Iraq. The attacking force is annihilated.
4. Al Queda cells execute terrorists attacks such as car bombs and dirty bombs in the U.S. Israel and Britain.
5. Israel and the U.S. decimate Iran.

The days of $4 dollar gas will seem like the good ol' days after all is said and done. No matter what happens with Iran, if anything happens in this country, I have my guns, canned food, water and a lot of ammo. Open season on those sand monkeys I say.

*Boot in Iran means a 9mm to the back of the head after a few days in a holding cell with no water or toilet, another few days of torture and all this for displeasing the dictator.

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